*reloads*, COME THE FUCK AT ME BITCHES,*checks facebook alert* *gets shot* *shoots back* *runs out of ammo* *takes ai out with makarov* * survives* *does boogie**black mission spawns on top of me* *fuck* *dies* *respawns in black mission**clears black mission with mp5**does boogie to celebrate* *gets killed by rabbit* *fuck* *i stand no chance* *rabbit steals m240 scope* *rabbit kills everyone on server* * we all become bunny slaves* *one chance of rescue is a cessna* *cessna bounces* *fuck* *server moves to dayz standalone* * dayz standalone is crap* *nobody plays server* *rip beatniks* <--- ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF THE FALL OF THE BEATNIK DYNASTY