Farewell

[kim jong il]

I'm posting this behalf of our best player, Kurt.

A Poem for my PC - Kurt

The time soon comes for parting,
And our time is at an end,
The rest of your life is ending
And we have no time at all to spend.

I knew one day you'd have to go,
But thought you'd have more time.
We can't reverse time's one-way flow,
But at least you'll have this rhyme.

You had your shining moments,
Many porn has been downloaded and watched,
Upon this life's darkened stage,
And in my book of wonderments,
You'll never be just another page.

Like the exploding of a star,
You've changed me in and out,
The porn i have watched with you,
Your light will travel with me far,
Past when all other lights go out.

Now I have to sell my butt and go on Jeremy Kyle Show for a new you. I will promise to resist the urge to download more gay porn for my new PC - Kurt

As you guys know by this post, Kurt's PC has left him with a broken heart. He'll be away for awhile. but he will be back after few weeks. he just need to sell his butt for a new PC. if you guys wants a chat with him, you can always add him on steam. "dukem"

[Del]

*sniff*sniff*

That was beautiful.

[Bloody]

I think it would be better for Kurt to get a few jobs. If he's gonna sell his butt it would take months, maybe years to afford a new rig. So Kurt, please, get a few jobs; we miss ya pal....

[Bigedmond]

Reverse Stripping Kurt, it worked for me.  You start off completely naked, and people give you money to get dressed.  The more and more you tease those first couple pieces of clothing the more money you get.

[Hippi]

We know that Kim emailed you some of his midget porn. Not knowing what it was, you opened it and it trashed your computer like it did his that time. So as usual, it is Kim's fault! He should be out shaking his "money maker" too and help buy a new system 

[Bloody]

You just can't help but feel the love here!!!!                 

[kim jong il]

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? IT IS WHERE WE AREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Bloody]

Kurt's back fellas. He Frankenstiened his PC back together with with an old Commodore, memory from a 286, on-board video, of course some duct tape, bubble gum and bailing wire. Welcome back Kurt, that is if you can see this.....

[kurt]

duct tape? bubble gum? ehhh i kept a midget in there, shes holding it all together, thanks kim ill look after her

[Del]

I'm sure the hamster powering the PC will be adequate company.