After many years of trying to satisfy his lust for dominance over our people, and many years of constantly being thwarted by the capable citizens of the Beatnik Nation, Rupert, the exalted leader of the long-haired AI insurgency, has finally decided to reach out and form a coalition of convenience with members of the terrorist group, AISIS, (see what I did there?), to take over this new and beautiful land called Napf. Now, not only has a new class of enemy emerged on the battlefield to wage war against us, but this evil and unlikely alliance is now conspiring to use a new and different tactic. By controlling the flow of supplies and equipment in and out of this land, Rupert is attempting to crush the will of the citizen resistance. Rupert's evil alliance, in turn, is now using the proceeds from their increasingly extortionary business dealings to fund their wicked cause. It is therefore up to us, fellow Beatniks, to teach Rupert and his cronies, for once and for all, that we will remain resilient in the face of adversity. That we will not surrender, and that we will never, ever give in to his fake-bearded, peace-sign-eye-balled tyranny, no matter what the cost.
*Insert battle cry here*.
To be continued.
