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General Discussion / Re: The Haunted House - A 'Roll to Dodge' Forum Game

« on: June 06, 2015, 04:01:06 AM »

After thanking the spirit healer profusely I decide to replace my second dagger having left it buried deep in the back of some stupid paladin in gold armor. GOLDEN ARMOR!!! Who wears something like that??? Your basically asking any rogue worth his salt to stab you repeatedly like the self righteous twit you are!! Taking a deep breath I refocus on the task at hand, after purchasing a generic dagger from the local blacksmith I set off toward the manor once more. Upon arriving I wave a greeting toward that shady fellow on the roof who appears to be struggling to get his fat-ass down the chimney. Then walking over to the window with a perfect adventurer shaped hole in it I stop and ponder for a moment remembering a past mishap I grab a chunk of wood from the nearby pile and throw it rather violently through the window left of mine fully expecting it to trigger a trap of some sort when nothing overtly malicious happens I hop into the window I had previously introduced my face too seeing a rather sparse kitchen with a fetching indent of some handsome soul on the far wall I check the cabinet and decide to help myself to a half loaf of bread, a rogue must eat after all and this house has been abandoned for a long while so I know I am not stealing some families last bit of food. I justify it as revenge against the house it has killed me once already after all "Take that!!" I declare "You take my life well then I..shall take your bread!! Muahahah!! have at you!!!" I take a large bite of the bread then rear my leg back and deliver an ill thought out kick to the wall which causes me to stub my toe as I hop around on one foot cursing the house a small part of me feels it was totally worth it.

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General Discussion / Re: The Haunted House - A 'Roll to Dodge' Forum Game

« on: June 05, 2015, 11:39:40 PM »

After watching two shady figures approach the house (one soon after being burned to death quite dreadfully I would later find out) I tie my noble steed to a nearby tree, secure my trusty dagger, and attempt to formulate a plan of approach then stop remembering that "formulating" is difficult I do what comes natural to one such as I at a time like this I take a moment to do some light stretches then taking off at a sprint I take a running jump at the nearest window in an attempt to smash through it with my chiseled manly adventurer face.

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General Discussion / The Funnest DayZ has been in a while!

« on: May 27, 2015, 12:21:14 AM »

So I joined the server about a week ago and I gotta say having played in mostly PvP centered (and slightly hostile) servers for the past 2-2 1/2 years its a huge change of pace to play PvE with people who are amazingly friendly and patient and actually answer your questions instead of shooting you.....alot....all the time...forever...Anyway needless to say anytime from now on that I start up DayZ Beatnik will be the first word I look for in the server browser thanks for making a miserable experience fun again guys.