Beatnik Bandits

General Discussion => Player Market => Topic started by: Nobody on April 08, 2015, 10:35:23 AM

Title: For Sale
Post by: Nobody on April 08, 2015, 10:35:23 AM
2015 SUV in a tasteful tactical camo.  Perfect Vehicle for any occasion, a zombie hunt with the family or a big gala event at the Cherno town hall.  With the new luggage upgrade you get extra weapon slots so the kids can bring their M16A2 with the optional M203.  Watch their faces light up with glee at the detonation of high explosives in a AI camp.  With the Vehicle maintenance and Off Road upgrades, you will be rest assured as you speed away from latest loot run with reliability and comfort.  Bullets void the warranty.  Come for a test drive, you wreck it you bought it. extra key included.   One owner.  Nobody drove this vehicle.
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: beik on April 08, 2015, 12:54:23 PM
Cute
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Del on April 08, 2015, 08:27:03 PM
You got a CARFAX?
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: tmull on April 08, 2015, 08:49:25 PM
Very interested. Hit me up in game.
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Nobody on April 09, 2015, 06:38:33 AM
No Carfax, Del. lol. Ok tmull, this weekend I'll see if I can catch you online.
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Hippi on April 09, 2015, 08:34:26 PM
Very funny. Nobody gave me a good chuckle. Thanks  :)
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: tmull on April 11, 2015, 09:19:19 AM
Nobody: just so we don't forget, I still owe you gold. Let's make it an even 10 oz. I'm loving the SUV.
Title: Re: For Sale
Post by: Bloody on April 11, 2015, 01:10:47 PM
It still weirds me out when nobody does stuff..... ::)