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General Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: kim jong il on September 16, 2016, 11:14:42 PM

Title: Farewell
Post by: kim jong il on September 16, 2016, 11:14:42 PM

I'm posting this behalf of our best player, Kurt.

A Poem for my PC - Kurt

The time soon comes for parting,
And our time is at an end,
The rest of your life is ending
And we have no time at all to spend.

I knew one day you'd have to go,
But thought you'd have more time.
We can't reverse time's one-way flow,
But at least you'll have this rhyme.

You had your shining moments,
Many porn has been downloaded and watched,
Upon this life's darkened stage,
And in my book of wonderments,
You'll never be just another page.

Like the exploding of a star,
You've changed me in and out,
The porn i have watched with you,
Your light will travel with me far,
Past when all other lights go out.

Now I have to sell my butt and go on Jeremy Kyle Show for a new you. I will promise to resist the urge to download more gay porn for my new PC - Kurt

As you guys know by this post, Kurt's PC has left him with a broken heart. He'll be away for awhile. but he will be back after few weeks. he just need to sell his butt for a new PC. if you guys wants a chat with him, you can always add him on steam. "dukem"

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Del on September 17, 2016, 03:54:43 PM

*sniff*sniff*

That was beautiful.

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Bloody on September 18, 2016, 01:17:06 PM

I think it would be better for Kurt to get a few jobs. If he's gonna sell his butt it would take months, maybe years to afford a new rig. So Kurt, please, get a few jobs; we miss ya pal.... ;D

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Bigedmond on September 19, 2016, 01:12:38 AM

Reverse Stripping Kurt, it worked for me.  You start off completely naked, and people give you money to get dressed.  The more and more you tease those first couple pieces of clothing the more money you get.

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Hippi on September 19, 2016, 07:52:41 AM

We know that Kim emailed you some of his midget porn. Not knowing what it was, you opened it and it trashed your computer like it did his that time. So as usual, it is Kim's fault! He should be out shaking his "money maker" too and help buy a new system  ;D

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Bloody on September 20, 2016, 12:31:34 AM

You just can't help but feel the love here!!!!    :-*   :-*   :-*   :-*   :-* 

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: kim jong il on September 20, 2016, 09:04:38 AM

CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT? IT IS WHERE WE AREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Title: Re: Farewell - NO LONGER
Post by: Bloody on September 30, 2016, 10:00:12 PM

Kurt's back fellas. He Frankenstiened his PC back together with with an old Commodore, memory from a 286, on-board video, of course some duct tape, bubble gum and bailing wire. Welcome back Kurt, that is if you can see this.....

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: kurt on October 05, 2016, 04:15:18 PM

duct tape? bubble gum? ehhh i kept a midget in there, shes holding it all together, thanks kim ill look after her 8)

Title: Re: Farewell
Post by: Del on October 05, 2016, 06:41:03 PM

I'm sure the hamster powering the PC will be adequate company.